Thursday, June 9, 2011

The Torture of Moving



A particularly lovely shot of me being alone in the Marriott parking lot trying to haul all of my crap into the hotel, alone, with a mini Dennis the Menace. Alone.*

I've had a "terrific" 2-day whirlwind trip to Visalia to try to find a place to live. Good news: We found a house. (Thanks to Rod scoping out the landscape for a few weeks on the hunch that we might be moving to said locale).

Before I do a victory dance, let's back up a bit.

Tuesday morning: After finding out at 9:00pm Monday night that we were moving, and that Rod started his job the next day at 8:00am, I decided that I would need to take a trip to Visalia to find a house. Also, a little less earth-shattering but worth mentioning-- my favorite trash TV show didn't record on my DVR so I had to watch the slow-loading ipad version to get my fix of hating the "Provo Belmont/Arlington scene" on for the day, (did you guys know a Provo all-star is on the Bachelorette this season bringing disgrace to every Mormon?...of course you did) while I packed up lunches etc for the 3 hour drive I had ahead of me. (ugh...how's that for a run-on sentence?)


Then I went in to wake up the boss.
Morning mom. Not a bad way to start the day, I have to say.

After getting all packed and ready, I loaded the buddy up for the drive. Neck pillow and all.
That is where the cuteness stops.

To avoid boring you with the details, I will just skip to the low points. (Mind you--3 hr car ride. No husband. Multiple housing appointments. No nap.) We arrive to meet up with Rod at his new facility around dinner time (first day as an administrator...boy, did that man have swagger in the nursing home) .

As we get out of the car, Landon decides to throw a tantrum that can only be described as body possession by an ungodly entity...for (not exaggerating) 30 solid minutes.

I didn't take my camera out for that.

Imagine: Rod's first day at a new building, wanting to make a nice "administrative" impression on all the staff, and his 18 month old is screaming bloody murder in the nursing home administrator office, lobby, and front lawn
(it seriously sounded like we were torturing him). Then we try to move the "display" out to the car and he flails so much that I have to set him on the grass so that I don't drop him while he does "log rolls" across the grass and concrete path, kicking, screaming, and punching.

(a far cry from this precious angel...)
**He finally settled down when I think he had no more vocal chords or energy left.
That wasn't the low point...But I won't get into the rest because it will sound like I dislike my child, which is absolutely not the case.

Wednesday Morning: Ah, a new day. Landon was exhausted (because he didn't go to sleep in the hotel until 10:30) and slept through my morning shower and "ready" ritual. When he did wake up it was a much better experience...
Since Rod had to leave early, Landon was happy to "help" me load all the heavy suitcases and take a ride on the cart.
Not too sure about all the moving business...

There were cuteness moments caught on tape. 13 seconds worth watching.

*I know it sounds like Rod is a bad husband because I had to do everything *alone* but work has been unusually demanding lately. He's a great guy. Promise.
**Landon is the bomb. (as you can probably tell...) I think if I were 18 months, 3 hrs in the car (which probably seems like 3 weeks in 18 month old time) and having to live with me while I stress out would probably be enough to send me into a tantrum as well...

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Target {in pictures}

This is what my shopping experience looks like.
Uh-oh.

After yelling every object he saw as loud as he could he found these...
Sweet!
Did his best to get the lid off.
Then begged me to do it. Of course, the only way to distract him from ingesting 800 cheese puffs was to ride the carousel.

Unfortunately he wasn't too thrilled that it was out of order.
Wait a minute...
Tow Trucks! Bulldozers!


Oh yeah.

Very into the steering wheel.
He calls this the "loader."


"Hey baby." He was checking out the three year old with the pig tails.
Time to go...
After he begged and begged to go back to the loaders I said, "Landon we're going to go home."

Major emotional blow. (apparently)
He was processing it.NO Mom!! I want to ride the loader.
But it's cool...I'll just eat my shoe lace.

And sing really loud.

Monday, June 6, 2011

And we're moving to...

VISALIA!!!

Wha?!

I know. You might be asking me questions in your mind like, weren't you just there 5 months ago? Haven't you crazy folks moved 4 times in 10 months? Are you happy about this?

The answer to those questions would be yes. It was a little overwhelming to think about moving YET AGAIN, but the job is great and we have some good friends there so we are excited. Or at least that is my official stance. Now to find a house and move...

BTW this is what Landon looked like when we lived in Visalia last. Oh, I think I might have to cry.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Swimming in the hot tub.


Landon gives me this face more often than I would like...


Who likes swimming in a hot tub? This one does.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Best Friends {picnic}

There is nothing better than having a good friend to pass the time with, especially if you are a stay-at-home mom to a young child. Lucky for me one of my bff's happens to be my sis-in-law, Annie. Her daughter Andie and Landon are nine months apart and to say that they love each other would be an understatement. They are obsessed with each other.
Hello there Andie.

"Andie" is the first word he utters when he wakes up from a nap and he wants to be hanging out with Andie every second that he can. He gives Andie all his tractors and "loaders" (as he now calls them), throws balls at her head, and gives her his half-chewed food just because he loves her so much.
Today we decided that we would have a little lunch picnic on the front lawn. The weather was perfect and the kids loved it. A nice way to mix up the usual routine.

Yay for bffs. :)

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Friday, May 27, 2011

Sometimes I'm Outnumbered.


Most of the time I love being the Queen of the Castle. I love my two guys. I like that they like testosterone type things. But when NBA playoff games are on, I get a snapshot of the future...

And I'm not to excited about it...I better get a girl at some point or else I'm going to have to start to like watching sports. Ugh.
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